Retro Near-Future Clown Porn?

I didn't make the cut for UGE 2008. :( But that's what I get for writing clown porn set in a retro near-future Weimar nightclub that doesn't have very much actual sex. But it's worth it, because I just got to write that description of my story. :) Maybe it'll find a home eventually. Big congrats to Rachel, Jeff, Ellen, Shane and all the other smutty smutsters who will be featured in UGE 2008.